2.  Have pictures of they’re kids all over facebook.  I’m not saying that you need to make sure every pic of your child is removed but having entire albums is waaaay too much.  Do you know some sicko in Eastern Europe is probably photo shopping your child’s head for child porn? (Real talk from 60 minutes)  Plus we know it is really you fishing for compliments of how cute your kid is but if your kid is ugly I’m just gonna comment on how big they’re getting.

3.  People that request to be your friend and don’t at least send a courtesy message of how they know you or at least say “hey i know you don’t know but i just added you as a friend.”  For the folks that have met me, I may not remember you from pre-school or that sociology class I never attended in college.  And others just think this is Blackplanet where you just add any old souI to your friends list.  I will not just hit accept so you can send some weak ass message like “thanks for the add.”

4.  People that have they’re personal business published as their status i.e. (Quashawndra is NOT GIVING A FUCK IF HE DON’T WANT TO GET SOME OF THIS CROTCH TONIGHT or J’DARIO IS LAUGHING THAT HE TOOK THIS BITCH TO MARYLAND AND GAVE HER CRABS).  Its even worst when you go to Quashawndra’s page and you know exactly who she’s messing around with.  Some things need to remain personal.

5. Folks that think they’re Facebook’s Next Top Model. Why do they think they’re being “couture” by taking pictures in places where sketchballs live?  They’ll do poses like coming out of a dumpster or sitting on a port-a-potty with the door open and their panties around their ankles.  Not everyone is meant to be a model and if you are short or out of unshapely, you might fair better holding the light or watching the electric wires.

6.  People that promote an event like once a week and always invite you even though they know damn well you don’t live in their town.  Then they have the nerve to send 10 messages about the event like Diddy will be there.   I’m sorry but I don’t care about the weak ass fashion show that the people from Pet Peeve (5) are putting together in Coons Creek, Arkansas.

7.  Honesty Box messages that say “I liked you back in the day.”  send me a regular message but that anonymous shit is sure to lead to nothing.   If you’re trying to choose, be up front about it.  Me not knowing who you are is a guaranteed way to leave you playing with Mr. Wiggles at night.

8.  Girls that gas up their ugly friends on wall comments and pictures comments such as “Girl you look too cute in that dress.”  First off, you know damn well your friend looks like Snufaluffagus in a poncho.  I’m all for people having self-esteem, but you should compliment honestly such as “Girl, you really tried your hardest to look cute in that dress.”

9.  Old ass people joining facebook.  I’m sorry but I was weirded out when my 4th grade substitute teacher asked to be my friend.  They definitely got the limited profile.  I have even seen people who have to deal with the embarrassment of their parents joining facebook.  These old folks join groups like “Where were you when Dr. King Got Shot?,” and “Remember when there were only 48 states?!”  Then some of them have the nerve to have an alias as their name.  Mr. Johnson you are not J-Nice!

10.  I couldn’t even think of a last one so fuck it! i’m done…. These 9 piss me off enough.